After narrowly averting a serious accident with a be-pianoed nun, this festive fleece was spotted in Grainger Market. I was initially blind-sided by this christmas whore as she was heading out of sight, until the thick get stopped to look at some christmas cards!!!
Upon commending her seasonal stylings, she informed me that this was her back-up fleece. Her first choice nativity fleece was at Johnson's dry cleaners having a yuletide log removed, which had been laid across Our Lord Baby Jesus' forehead.
Amen.
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