This chump was nil impressed when I asked if I could take a photo of his Autumn Otter Awesomeness. So much so, that he turned his back on me like a discarded chicken parmo on the streets of Teeside on a weeknight.
However, all was not lost as he revealed the true awesomeness of this otter extravaganza! I did not hang about though, as shortly after this photo was taken he pulled a badger from within the lining of his awesome awesome coat and made the poor little critter smoke 40 tabs straight from his sweaty mitt. The bastard!
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