When's Your Dolmio Day?

Well these couple of belters come from local hero, G2Hero (https://twitter.com/#!/g2hero). Thank you sir!

The first photo shows the classic cool of a true wolfcoat. Unfortunately, this wolf wearing munta has not been so cool with her bait selection... Dolmio sauce. Dolmio fucking sauce!? Lazy twat can't even be bothered to...

Heat a couple of glugs of olive oil in a hot pan then finely slice a clove of garlic and fry with a pinch of seasalt until translucent (do not let the garlic burn). Then add a tin of Napolina chopped tomatoes (don't be tempted by the 16p Asda own brand, they are as thin as piss). Next add a small handful of torn basil leaves, a pinch of ground italian pepper and a couple of pinches of oregano, then simmer for around 10 minutes.

Next up...



I have it on good authority that the reason this photo was taken at distance was because this winter wooly warmer wearer was one vicious mutha.

Shortly before this photo was taken, she devoured the previous wolfcoat mutant in Asda car park, along with the Dolmio... This snap captures her checking the doors of disabled Asda shoppers for fig rolls. The heartless cow.